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mom says i look bloated, though im actually just gaining more weight

catshops:

someday i hope my ocs can be someones fave character. that’d b cool

futuremaker:

frederick

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

I bet if you put Anthony Mackie and Robert Downey Jr. in the same room for long enough, their combined excitement at playing superheroes would make the Marvel cinematic universe become reality.

buzzfeed:

awesomeringerud:

This makes me want to cry.

Same here, buddy. Same here.

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

image

made a gif of how i eat when my bird is with me

sdfsd